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GO AWAY! But first, please read my blog
she never quite got through that awkward stage
Created on 2007-08-08 20:10:39 (#13555618), last updated 2009-02-02
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Basic Info| Name: | audrey all together |
|---|---|
| Birthdate: | 1982-12-28 |
| Location: | Minneapolis, Minnesota, United States |
BioENJOYS:
Animals doing human things.
Flirty gay baristas.
Peanut butter M&Ms.
Good movies. Bad movies.
People who can laugh about themselves.
Karaoke.
Music, comedy, art.
Making up words. Misusing big words. Reusing outdated slang: "Now you're on the trolley!"
WRITES ABOUT
Pop culture, movies, music, the-day-to-day. I try to keep it interesting and funny.
HEROES
Kathy Griffin.
Wanda Sykes.
Stephen Colbert.
Anna Faris.
Mitch Hebderg.
Roger Ebert.
Amy Sedaris.
my dad.
QUOTES
"All my jokes have been pre-approved as funny by me." -Mitch Hedberg
"You know how those people on 'The Real World' are all, 'If you have something to say to me, why don't you say it to my face?' ... 'I'd rather wait until you left the room. It's more freeing for me, and I can be funnier.'" -Kathy Griffin
"Sun is bad for you. Everything our parents said was good is bad. Sun, milk, red meat... college." -Woody Allen
Liz: "Weddings are so weird. This veil costs more than my couch."
Cerie: "Is that comedy, or do you really have a $300 couch?"
Liz: "Both." -'30 Rock'
Homer: "Do you want to change your name to Homer Junior? The kids could call you Ho-Ju!"
"Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all our irritations and resentments slip away and a sunny spirit takes their place." -Mark Twain
Donald: "I loved Sarah, Charles. It was mine, that love. I owned it. Even Sarah didn't have the right to take it away. I can love whoever I want."
Charlie: "She thought you were pathetic."
Donald: "That was her business, not mine. You are what you love, not what loves you. That's what I decided a long time ago."
-Adaptation
CONCLUSION
You should probably befriend me if you've read this far. You get a FREE GIFT. Your gift is: you get to read my journal. It's hilarious and heartfelt. You can't put a price on that!
Animals doing human things.
Flirty gay baristas.
Peanut butter M&Ms.
Good movies. Bad movies.
People who can laugh about themselves.
Karaoke.
Music, comedy, art.
Making up words. Misusing big words. Reusing outdated slang: "Now you're on the trolley!"
WRITES ABOUT
Pop culture, movies, music, the-day-to-day. I try to keep it interesting and funny.
HEROES
Kathy Griffin.
Wanda Sykes.
Stephen Colbert.
Anna Faris.
Mitch Hebderg.
Roger Ebert.
Amy Sedaris.
my dad.
QUOTES
"All my jokes have been pre-approved as funny by me." -Mitch Hedberg
"You know how those people on 'The Real World' are all, 'If you have something to say to me, why don't you say it to my face?' ... 'I'd rather wait until you left the room. It's more freeing for me, and I can be funnier.'" -Kathy Griffin
"Sun is bad for you. Everything our parents said was good is bad. Sun, milk, red meat... college." -Woody Allen
Liz: "Weddings are so weird. This veil costs more than my couch."
Cerie: "Is that comedy, or do you really have a $300 couch?"
Liz: "Both." -'30 Rock'
Homer: "Do you want to change your name to Homer Junior? The kids could call you Ho-Ju!"
"Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all our irritations and resentments slip away and a sunny spirit takes their place." -Mark Twain
Donald: "I loved Sarah, Charles. It was mine, that love. I owned it. Even Sarah didn't have the right to take it away. I can love whoever I want."
Charlie: "She thought you were pathetic."
Donald: "That was her business, not mine. You are what you love, not what loves you. That's what I decided a long time ago."
-Adaptation
CONCLUSION
You should probably befriend me if you've read this far. You get a FREE GIFT. Your gift is: you get to read my journal. It's hilarious and heartfelt. You can't put a price on that!
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University of Minnesota - Twin Cities - Minneapolis, MN (2002 - 2005)
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