Look at those teeth! Is that the jaw of a shrunken dog? You think it might be cute because it's fuzzy and it flies. In theory it should look like a tiny, tiny kitty with wings and excellent hearing. But it's got those big ass satellite ears, a turned-up yet concave nose and tiny sharp teeth so they can chew up the guys' fingers in the picture. That bat does NOT look happy. You don't not fuck with a bat in the morning before they've had their coffee.
Ooh, here's another looker! And this one has a MAGGOT hanging out of his mouth like a cigarette!
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